Easter Jokes for Kids - Part 2
By: Tippy & Alfred
Q. What kind of story does the Easter Bunny like to hear?
A. A Cotton Tale
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Q. How many hairs are in a bunny's tail?
A. None. They're all on the outside.
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Q. How can you tell a rabbit's age?
A. Look for the Grey Hares
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Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Boy Scout?
A. A Boy Scout that will help Little Ol' Ladies HOP across the street.
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Q. A rabbit that is a stand-up comedian is called what?
A. A Funny Bunny
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Q. Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A. If it had four doors, it would be a Sedan!
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Q. What's a rabbit's favorite dance?
A. The Bunny Hop
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Q. How do little baby chicks dance?
A. Chick to Chick
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Q. What's a rabbit's favorite accessory to wear?
A. 24 Carrot Gold Jewelry
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Q. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A. ONE. After that, the basket isn't empty anymore.
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Q. What goes "Ha, Ha, --Clunk!"?
A. A Bunny That's Laughed His Head Off
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Q. Why was the bunny arrested?
A. He was charged with HARE-assment
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Q. What kind of beans don't grow on stalks?
A. Jelly Beans
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Q. Where does a bunny go when it dies?
A. To the HARE-after
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Q. What did the pink bunny say to the blue bunny?
A. Cheer Up, dude!!
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Q. Where does the Easter Bunny go to get a new tail?
A. To the RETAIL store
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Q. What is Super Chicken's real identity?
A. Cluck Kent
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Q. Where did I get all these chicken jokes?
A. From a YOLK book.
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