Silly Easter Jokes
By: Tippy & Alfred
A cop pulls over a guy with 50 baby chicks in the backseat
of his car. "It's illegal to keep those chicks in the car,"
the cop says. "You need to take them to a farm." "Okay," the
man replies. The next day the cop sees the man again with
the same baby chicks in the car, and this time they have
sunglasses on and towels with them. The cop goes, "Hey, I
thought I told you to take those chicks to a farm." The guy
says, "I did that yesterday. Today I'm taking these chicks
to the beach!"
~~~
First man: "By the way, where did you get that nice Easter
tie?" Second man: "What makes you think this is an Easter
tie?" First man: "It's got egg on it!"
~~~
Q. What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? A. The
Easter Bunana!
~~~
I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to
begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day
he said, "Mom, I know something about Santa Claus, the
Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy." Taking a deep breath, I
asked him, "What is that?" He replied, "They're all
nocturnal."
~~~
One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the
children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and
pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the
children, "What's in here?" "I know!" a little boy
exclaimed. "Pantyhose!"
~~~
Q. Why are you buying that peacock? A. So I can have
organically grown colored Easter eggs.
~~~
The Easter Bunny walks into a bar and asks the bartender,
"Do you have any pickled eggs?"
"No we don't," says the bartender.
The Easter Bunny leaves. He comes back the next day. "Do you
have any pickled eggs?" he asks.
"No we don't, and if you ask me again I'll nail you to the
wall!" yells the bartender.
So the Easter Bunny leaves and comes back the next day and
asks, "Do you have any nails?"
"No" says the bartender.
So the Easter Bunny asks "Well, do you have any pickled
eggs?"
~~~
The teacher asked her class what is the meaning of Easter.
One little boy raised his hand and replied: "After Jesus
died on the cross, his friends buried him in a tomb. Then, 3
days later he got out of the tomb."
The teacher then asked what this meant to all of us.
The little boy replied, "Well, if Jesus saw his shadow it
meant we'd have six more weeks of bad weather."
~~~
The preacher was standing at the front door, shaking hands
as his parishioners came out. He pulled one man aside and
said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord, son!"
"I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor," he replied.
"How come I only see you at Christmas and Easter?" asked the
pastor.
"Because I'm in His Secret Service, Pastor!"
~~~
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a
baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he
decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby
chick was a little "cheeper!"
~~~
Q. What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill
and a crazy rabbit?
A. One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
~~~
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
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