Easter Jokes for Kids
By: Tippy & Alfred
Q. What college did the Easter Bunny graduate from?
A. Johns HOPkins
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Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a a Scottish bun?
A. BonnyBunnyBun
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Q. What's big and purple and hugs Easter baskets?
A. The Easter Barney
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Q. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A. He does HARE-robics
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Q. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?
A. HOP Suey
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Q. What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
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Q. Why is it easy for little baby chicks to talk?
A. Because talk is CHEEP
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Q. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
A. From Eggplants
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Q. How do bunnies communicate with each other?
A. Hare Mail
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Q. What comes at the end of Easter?
A. The letter R
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Q. What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
A. 1 to 3 for breaking and entering.
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Q. What town does the Easter Bunny go to on vacation?
A. Albunny, New York
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Q. Did you hear the story about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
A. No, but I'll bet it's a tender tail
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Q. What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
A. 2 points just like all the other players.
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Q. What does a bunny use to keep it's ears perky?
A. HARE-spray
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Q. Why did the chicks cross the Basketball court?
A. They heard the coach yelling FOWL!
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Q. What happened when the Easter Bunny stuck his head in the fan?
A. It took EARS off his life.
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Q. What do you call a short, bossy French rabbit?
A. Napoleon BUNNY-parte
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Q. What's a good way to catch the Easter Bunny?
A. Make noises like a carrot
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Q. Which religious person are chickens afraid of the most?
A. Friars
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