Easter Knock Knock Jokes
By: Tippy & Alfred
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a chocolate bunny?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi the eggs around the house.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.
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Knock, knock!.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone know where to find eggs yet?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to give you a bunny hug.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny-th the basket is a surprise.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to have an Easter bonnet like yours.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turner.
Turner who?
Turner round so I can see your bunny tail.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey good Easter everyone.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to do the Bunny Hop.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy some more candy.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna want to decorate some eggs?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter Bunny coming?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher eggs all in one basket.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica the dress you're wearing?
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