Easter One Liners
By: Tippy & Alfred
-> When one breeds an Angora rabbit with an Easter Bunny
is that a cross hair?
-> Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas.
-> Altzheimer's Advantage #2
You can hide your own Easter eggs.
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Q. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A. Two points, just like anyone else.
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Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. The Ether Bunny
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Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A. He didn't want the other bunnies to know that he was
fooling around with the chickens.
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Knock, knock...
Who's there?
"Ether"!
"Ether" who?
"Ether" Bunny!
--> I bet chickens hate Easter.
How would you feel if you people ate all of your eggs and
some stupid rabbit got all the credit?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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How do you make an Easter egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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