Easter Questions & Answers Part 2
By: Tippy & Alfred
Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: Unique up on it!!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A: Tired.
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the movie.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit think that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric.
Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it
Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?
A: A duckumentary.
Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips.
Q: What is the end of Easter?
A: The letter R.
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
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