Funny Famous Easter Quotes
By: Tippy & Alfred
"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and
then doesn't hurt!"
~Lucy Van Pelt, "Peanuts"
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"I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago
for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for
help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in
Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use
porcupines."
~Fred Allen
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"It is very hard to shave an egg."
~George Herbers
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"Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete
hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making
you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn
reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life
helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically
and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!"
~Elaine Sherman, who wrote "Book of Divine Indulgence"
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"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then
you get stuff cheaper."
~Amy Sedaris
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"Hens work hard the eggs to lay, then I give them all away...
Crazy Easter Rabbit, hoorayyyy!"
~Bugs Bunny: [singing]
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"Save Earth, its the only planet with chocolate!"
~Sr. Cocoa Loca
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"There's nothing better than a good friend, except a
good friend with CHOCOLATE."
~Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"
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"Those have a short Lent, who owe money to be paid at Easter."
~Benjamin Franklin
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"Put all your eggs in one basket, and ---watch the basket."
~Mark Twain
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"Forget love -- I'd rather fall in chocolate…"
~Author unknown
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