Easter Riddles
By: Tippy & Alfred
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.
Q: What do you call an Easter bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!
Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: You're one hot chick!
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a March.
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
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