Jokes about
Rats - Page 3
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Humor - The Seven Wonders of the Rat World
By: Huey & Dewey (our pet Guinea Pigs)
1. Bouquet de Buck How can their fur smell so fresh and
delightful even though we know what they sleep in?
2. Kale Come on now, how can they possibly like this
stuff?! It's green, fat-free and highly nutritious for
them!
3. Facial spelunking Just what is the fascination with ear,
nose and mouth cavities? It's not like we hide treats in
there.
4. Pancaking How is it that a big squishy rat can flatten
himself sufficiently and still be anatomically capable of
crawling through a 1" gap under heavy immovable furniture?
5. Rat science How can rats disobey the laws of physics
[The volume of a nest box is equivalent to half the volume
of the rats that are currently sleeping in it] and math
[cute rat + cute rat = cute rat squared]?
6. Treat intuition How do they intrinsically know you have
a treat you aren't sharing even if you're out of sight,
sound and sniffing distance?
7. Cost effectiveness Why is it that the chances of them
eating a particular food is directly proportional to the
cost, and yet their chances of them playing with a
particular toy is indirectly proportional to the cost?
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