Valentine's Day - Famous Quotes 2
By: Tippy & Alfred
When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half
days of your life. -Richard Lewis
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates
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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or
eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it. -
Helen Rowland
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Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put
into it. -Phyllis Schlafly
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Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other's
minimum daily requirements. -Kathy Mohnke
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Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate
embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering
to carry out the trash. -Joyce Brothers
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Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but
you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist. -James
Garner
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What's the best way to have your husband remember your
anniversary? Get married on his birthday. -Cindy Garner
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring
for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you
get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else.
-Jean Kerr
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Women hope men will change after marriage, but they don't;
men hope women won't change, but they do. -Bettina Arndt
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 30 pounds. -Cindy Garner
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My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven
years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough
to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. -Jack
Benny
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A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible
for it really know what goes in it. -Anonymous
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A kiss is a rosy dot over the "I" of loving. -Cerano de
Bergerac
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