Valentine's Day - Reasons You Love Your Dog - Part
4
By: Tippy & Alfred
1. When you are talking to someone you wish you could bite,
your dog may threaten to do it for you.
2. A puppy licking your face cures all ills and makes you
feel better than taking Prozac.
3. If something breaks you can always blame the dog and he
won't refute it.
4. Farting is just one more way dogs help add to the aromas
in your household.
5. Dogs will always let you know when the mail comes. Not
rain, nor snow, nor sleet or hail...
6. Dogs will sit on your lap for hours no matter how small
or how big either they or your lap may be.
7. Dogs will show you affection no matter how public the
venue.
8. Dogs will never laugh at how badly you throw a ball, they
just want to play.
9. They will let you know exactly what they think about you
or your guest, usually in the most embarrassing way. (Oops
was that your pant leg I pissed on? heh heh heh)
10. A dog will never tell a lie and will alway let you know
when it was bad, usually by hiding under the bed.
11. Dogs will always let you know when someone is in your
house who isn't supposed to be there, even if you invited
the person in.
12. Dogs will always find their way back home no matter what
they were doing the night before.
13. Dogs are great back seat drivers, especially with their
head hanging out of the window.
14. You can train a dog not to pee on the bathroom rug.
15. A dog doesn't care how you look so long as you love him.
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