Valentine's Day - Signs You Love Your Cat - 3
By: Tippy & Alfred
You know you are a cat lover when...
1. You wish you could bring your cat to the store so they
can select their own tastes, and you also wish there were
samples available for them.
2. You dread taking your cats via cat-carrier to the Vet
because you know it will make them upset and this makes you
feel guilty.
3. You can't sleep because one of your cats is out all night
and you keep getting up to see if it is at the door.
4. You feed your neighbors' cats because you feel sorry for
them.
And you even make a little house on your deck so they can
have a warm dry place to sleep.
5. You talk to your cats with voices that sound like their
particular "meows" and you have all sorts of nicknames for
them that they respond to. You never talk to them in a
normal tone, just baby talk.
6. You load them with affection and even kiss them.
7. You won't make up your beds if any of your cats are
sleeping there because you don't want to disturb them. You
don't even run the vacuum cleaner until they are up and
about.
8. You look at pictures of your precious ones that have
passed on and even weep a little because you miss them so
much.
9. You dream of the day when you can say, "My cat is 20
years old" and is healthy.
10. You let them decide whether or not they want to go out
or come back in when they are just sitting there staring at
the door. And you are tolerant when they pretend they are
coming in and then run away as fast as they can even though
you are in a hurry to leave because of an appointment. You
simply wait until they come back for more games and then you
trick them into coming in with a goody.
11. You think your cat is the smartest cat ever born when
you try to coax it downstairs with some food and it runs
under tables so you can't get to it because it does not want
to leave the area until IT are ready. So you let it decide.
- Tish K.
*****
1. When people meet your two all-black cats for the first
time and they ask how you tell them apart, you respond in
shock, "What do you mean?? It's soooo obvious because Sarsi
is a little smaller and has some bald patches and a heart
shaped face, and Dunz is heavier set with big gold eyes that
look like two gold coins shining at you. And of course the
other way to tell them apart is Sarsi is the one climbing
the curtains and Dunz is the one looking on in shock.
- Lesley Madigan
*****
1. You let your cats eat whatever they want (including what
you're trying to eat from your plate).
2. You let the cat sleep anywhere on the bed including on
you or your pillow.
3. You spend most of the time talking to the cats and the
dog instead of any human company (and they reply back).
4. You spend more on their food than yours.
5. You let the cats into the shower with you.
6. Everything you own is covered in cat hair.
7. You get excited when your "babies" do something new and
make sure you tell everyone.
8. You face your fear of snakes and run for the cat holding
the snake with a spade in hand (and in the process break the
neighbor's fence).
9. You refer to the cats and the dog as your "kids".
10. You intentionally spread out all your important papers
so the cats have something to sit on and chew.
- Alannah Priddle
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