What You Shouldn't Get Your Dog for Christmas
By: Tippy & Alfred
1. A CD of cats meowing popular Christmas songs.
2. A chew toy with the head already gnawed off by his canine
brother who chewed his way into the gift box around the 15th
of the month.
3. A chew toy shaped like a shoe which he is immediately
going to confuse with the right sneaker of your favorite
pair.
4. Central A/C for his Dogloo when you're still using
individual wall units that are barely up to cooling a small
close-size area in your house.
5. Anything Garfield.
6. A remote control for the refrigerator door.
7. A knitted pink sweater that makes your macho Doberman
look like a poodle.
8. A deluxe pre-packaged treat-filled Christmas stocking
that's large enough for you to use as a sleeping bag.
9. Doggie antlers when your near-sighted hunting relatives
will be spending the holidays with you.
10. A stuffed toy dog with an angel's halo as a hint as to
what he has to do to get more presents next year.
11. An audition for a diet dog food commercial where they
feed him so much during retakes that he actually gains
weight.
12. A tutu.
13. A piece of jewelry featuring a ceramic dog of his breed
for you to wear.
14. His own Internet Pet Supplies credit card.
15. A cat.
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