The Peppy Pets Daily
August 05, 2004
Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
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The Three Bulls
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going
to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised
a discussion among them.
The first bull says, "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years.
Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100
of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this
newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't' givin' him
any of mine."
The second bull says, "That pretty much says it for me, too.
I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50
cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight 'im till I run him off or
kill 'im, but I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."
The third bull says, "I've only been here a year, and so far
you guys have only let me have 10 cows to "take care of".
I may not be as big as you fellows yet, but I am young and
virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows."
They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler
pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL
IN IT: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever
seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground
strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.
The first bull says, "Ahem...You know, it's actually been some
time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway.
I think I can spare a few for our new friend."
The second bull says, "I'll have plenty of cows to take care
of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM.
I'm certainly not looking for an argument."
They look over at their young friend, the third bull, and find
him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting up a storm.
The first bull says, "Son, let me give you some advice real quick.
Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."
The third bull says, "Heck, he can have ALL my cows. I'm
just making sure he knows I'M a bull!"
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Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.
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