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Our words should be purrs instead of hisses
~ By: Kathrine Palmer Peterson ~


If a cat spoke, it would say things like
"Hey, I don't see the problem here."


Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma
that all things were created to serve man



When you come upon your cat, deep in meditation,
staring thoughtfully at  something that you can't see, just
remember that your cat is, in fact, running the universe.



There are few things in life more heartwarming than to
be welcomed by a cat.



Cats keep their cool, no matter what. Even when they do
things like fall  or lose their balance, they'll walk away with
an attitude that seems to say, 'I meant to do that.'



A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal
is going somewhere.




Sit Back and Enjoy Your Reading

Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you.

A cat isn't fussy - just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor.

Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously.

I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.

To err is human, to purr feline

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

Before a cat will condescend
To treat you as a trusted friend,
Some little token of esteem
Is needed, like a dish of cream.

One of the problems of taking things apart and seeing how they work - supposing you're trying to find out how a cat works--you take that cat apart to see how it works, what you've got in your hands is a non-working cat. The cat wasn't a sort of clunky mechanism that was susceptible to our available tools of analysis.

Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse.

A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have anything better to do.

Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun.

Places to look: behind the books in the bookshelf, any cupboard with a gap too small for any cat to squeeze through, the top of anything sheer, under anything too low for a cat to squash under and inside the piano

Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are
not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives?

When a Cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it until the wind changes.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.

What's virtue in a man can't be virtue in a cat.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind

Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings.

Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat.

Cats don't like change without their consent

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

A dog will show his love by jumping on you at the front door. A cat will show his love by ignoring you, and then curling up next to you when you need it most.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

I cannot exist without a cat...Life would not be worth living without a cat

There are no ordinary cats.

When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime for
her more than she is to me?

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.

A cat must either have beauty and breeding, or it must have a profession.

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend.

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble,
He gave him the cat

Cats know how to obtain food without labor,
shelter without confinement, and love without penalties

The cat lives alone. He has no need of society. He obeys only when he wishes, he pretends to sleep the better to see, and scratches everything he can scratch.

They purr to signal a relaxed mood, And their purring may also help relax them and those around them who feel and hear their purring - like getting a nice massage in sound.

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish

Apparently, through scientific research, it has been determined that a cat's affection gland is stimulated by snoring, thus explaining my cat's uncontrollable urge to rub against my face at 2 a.m.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything

in nature has a function.

How we behave towards cats here below determines out status in heaven.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

       I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, 

they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out 

all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. 

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, 

they love in a cat.

A cat is a very special friend who comes into your life. When it comes it brings warmth, companionship, contentment and love. Whether it's long-haired, short-haired, pedigreed or "heinz" makes no difference.

A cat, though independent, has a way of letting you know that without you life just wouldn't be worthwhile.

If you're lucky enough to own a cat consider yourself one of life's winners because when you have a cat around you'll never be lonely; the sound of its purr will give you comfort, and as you hold it and pet it, stress will slip away

If you put down food and the cat eats, it's hungry. If it doesn't, it isn't.


I think it would be great to be a cat! You come and go as you please. People always feed and pet you. They don't expect much of you. You can play with them, and when you've had enough, you go away. You can pick and choose who you want to be around. You can't ask for more than that.

Cats don't belong to people. They belong to places.

I always find it curious as to why I take such great pains to keep my cat's bowls clean when I know I'll look out the window and see her with a dead mouse in her mouth.

Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry,

eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the

vet's, pee on your owner.

Alfred's Story:

Hi, I'm one of your furry feline friends on the Net. I'm a big, almost all black American Shorthair, with just a small patch of white under my chin.

I'm a good kitty too!

My favorite things to do are:

Sleep
Nap
Eat
Play with my toys
Sleep
Nap
Eat
Bother my human friends
Keep unwanted visitors like mice from the barnyard.

Actually, I've got life kicked.

Who else do you know that can sleep up to 2/3's of the day, get up and eat, then play for awhile, then go take a nap and get away with it?

I also go outside and make all these cat noises and prowl around...I do this to make my human friends think I'm really needed and important around here.

My human friends are pretty cool guys. They brush me whenever I want and keep my litter box clean, and most importantly, feed me a really Delicious and scrumptious tasting food.

And...they give me lots of great treats. Yum Yummy Yum!!!

And hey, I deserve it. I keep the whole farm running in good shape and the house from being infested with mice.

Course, sometimes I have to show that dog...Tippy...who's really boss, but that's okay. Tippy is pretty neat for a dog.

Don't let anyone fool you, I'm the Boss around here.

Dave & Tippy know it and I get away with whatever I want. I sleep where I want and when I want and make Dave buy me the highest quality food he can find.

You wanna know why?

It's really simple. I have a good friend, Dr. Jane Bicks. She's a really swell person and just loves cats!

Anyway Dr. Jane told Dave that in order for me to look and feel my best and to live the longest life possible, I need a really good quality food. A food that has meat proteins in it...not corn.

Now just think about that for one minute.

Did you ever see a cat go out and bring back to the house an ear of corn?

What do they bring back?

Mice, chipmunks, rodents.....all meat.

Get that?

Cats are carnivores. Cats need meat proteins.   Not incomplete proteins from grains.

Something Dr. Jane told Dave was that us felines cannot manufacture proteins in our livers like humans and dogs can.

We need, daily....meat proteins in our diet. That's why all those kitties on corn based foods are spending a lot of time at the vets for health related problems.

Not me!

Dave buys me Life's Abundance food and the Daily Supplement. (correct that...Daily treat) It's because the Life's Abundance food is meat based and provides me with the proteins I need to live the longest and healthiest life possible.

And the Daily Supplement gives me those extra vitamins and minerals that I need. (Dr. Jane says the Daily Supplement is really important....but I love the taste so much...I call them treats!)

I sure do look and feel good...and have a shiny coat that glistens in the sunlight. And I never go to the vets for health related issues.

==> From one feline to another, I really want you to
experience this delightfully Purr-fect dining ecstasy in your next food bowl.

     Check out Alfred's Favorite Feline Dining Experience Here

You will be purring all the way to the feed bowl.

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