Why Some People Think Cats are Better than Husbands
The Peppy Pets Daily
April 23, 2004
What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone?
(See answer below)
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Another cat joke from Alfred:
Why Some People Think Cats are Better than Husbands
-Cats keep their opinions to themselves.
-Cats don't criticize your mother.
-Cats never question how much you're eating.
-Cats never claim to know how to fix large appliances.
-Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep.
-Cats are happy to let you drive.
-Cats always look good first thing in the morning.
-One good purr can be worth a thousand words.
-Cats love it when you go shopping.
-Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut.
-Cats never return the gifts you get them.
-Cats are able to keep the romance alive.
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The Puppy Owner's Poem
Don't chew my books, don't eat my plants,
Don't steal my food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair,
DON'T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!!
Don't eat those peas, don't touch that bush,
Don't chew my shoes, what IS this mush!?!
Eat your cookies, drink your drink,
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
Away from the litter box. It's for the cat!
(and must you kiss me after that!?!)
Raising a puppy is not for the lazy,
Those rug rats are funny, but also quite crazy.
Don't despair through the toil and the strife.
'Cause after three years you'll get back your life!
So let's go for a walk, and you do your "thing"
And maybe I'll get back my diamond ring!
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Have Some New Kittens on the Way?
If your expecting, then check out our Kitten Care section
and find out everything you may need to know about kittens
You can find all the info on kitten care here:
http://petcaretips.net/cat_care.html
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Why Is Your Dog's Nutrition Important?
Find out the answers here:
http://petcaretips.net/dog-nutrition.html
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What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
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