The Peppy Pets Daily
January 20, 2003
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Cat - Ability Quiz
--Can you meow so well that you can fake out your cats?
--Have you ever called your husband/wife by the cat's name
by mistake?
--Do you think of your cats as the "furry kids?"
--Did you ever decide to buy a house or rent an apartment based
solely on the potential spot for the litter box?
--Do you think cat hair in your food is a good source of
protein?
--Last Christmas did you spend more money on cat toys than
you did on gifts for the kids or grandkids?
--Are you at a loss as to how to talk to people who don't own
any cats?
--Does your wallet contain more photos of your cats than
your kids or grandkids?
--Have you often slept on the very edge of the bed so that
you won't disturb the cat who's sleeping in the very middle?
--Do you leave messages for the kitty on the answering machine?
--Have you ever invited a guest to sit down by patting the seat
and making that noise with your pursed lips?
--Does your answering machine have the cat meowing on the
outgoing message?
--When you go to the bathroom do you think of it as "using
the litter box"?
--Have you made a habit of setting a place at the table for
the kitty?
--Do you know your cat's birthday (or if not, have made a good
guess) and have a birthday party to celebrate?
--When your husband/wife gives you the ultimatum, "OK, it's
me or the cat," you don't hesitate for even one second.
--Do your neighbors talk about you as "the nut with all the
cats?"
How many did you answer "yes" to? I think just answering one
with a "yes" is enough to qualify you as a "Cat Person." But
the number of yes answers determines the degree:
***Your "Cat-ability" Score:
----1 to 4 yes answers: In training - you could do better, but
it's OK, you're learning.
----5 to 8 yes answers: Moderate - working on it, improving
nicely. Potential is there.
----9 to 13 yes answers: Extreme - just about there, almost
mastered the art. Keep stretching yourself.
----14 to 17 yes answers: Totally possessed, hopelessly devoted,
cat-a-holic. Congratulations! (But you'll find no 12 step
program here!) Addicted and proud of it, I say!
Your furry friends,
Tippy & Alfred
Cats Will Be Cats
By: Alfred
Meow and thanks for "paws-ing" in your busy day to
take time out and read this email. Here's a little story
about your senior editor of the feline section:
Simply put.....my life as a cat is fun.
Hey, let's face it guys, I've got it made in the shade with
pink lemonade.
Who else do you know can curl up into an almost purr-fect
round ball in a cozy little nook or cranny or upon a window
ledge or in a chair and sleep up to 2/3's of the day?
Whenever....and I mean "When Ever" I want, I can
get up and eat. Plus I get in between meal treats from this
guy who thinks he owns me....Hah!
My human companion, I prefer to call him the guy who
makes sure my litter box is clean and food on the table,
is named Dave.
Actually, he's not too bad a guy. I have to at least once
a day rub my nose in his and then put my rear end in
his face.....just to make sure he knows it's my scent he
should be smelling.......
Despite his drawbacks....(he actually likes dogs...AAAAGhhhh.)
He's not all that bad cause he does buy me a really high
quality and scrumptious and I Do Mean Delightfully
Scrumptious food for my dining experience.
And as all you feline fanciers know....eating is a major part
of a cat's life!
And you know what?
I used to get this really crappy food Dave bought me.
He used to be a cheapskate and bought me the stuff
that was 40 pounds for $9.95.
I had to eat it cause that was all there was, but I sure
did hiss and howl. I tried to tell that big dummy that what I
really needed was a food with a high quality protein, not
a food full of corn, wheat, and chemical preservatives.
Can you even imagine how those toxic chemical preservatives
and that cheap corn could ever make me healthy????
Course I didn't feel good and my coat got real shabby,
and I didn't have a lot of energy. I used to be quite the Tom
cat fighter in my earlier days.
I'd go out and "cat" around all night and got in some big
time fights with other neighborhood cats, I won my share
of the bouts, but as I got older the old spunk just wasn't
there.
Hey I was too young to retire. And I sure did like chasing
those pretty little queenies.....Meow Meow!!!
Well it got so I started getting beat up pretty bad and Dave
had to take me in and get me what he called, "Fixed."
Hmmmm.....when I woke up something was gone and
something was different....seems I just didn't have that
desire anymore.
So I retired to sleeping, eating, and trying to capture
attention. But I was still lethargic and just didn't have
that energy and nice coat.
That is, until Dave finally got smart.
Well, I can say one thing, at least a dog did help us out one
time. You see Tippy, our canine house companion ate the
garbage food too. But she got real sick and had to go to the
vets for a long time to get well.
Dave had to pay big bucks to get Tippy better and then Dave
started doing some serious research on what was in
commercial pet foods.
Wow! You would not believe what he found out.
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Anyway Dave started getting us this food called Life's Abundance.
Meow Meow...Purr Purr....what a major and I mean
major difference that food and Daily Supplement made!
He calls it a supplement anyway, I call it a Treat!
But you would not believe how much better I feel and
look. My coat is silky smooth now and glistens and you
know I'm an almost all black shorthair and am really proud
of how I look now!
And you know what else changed?
I no longer have fleas!
Thats right, I no longer have fleas. Dave said the Life's
Abundance food and Daily Supplement (check that....Daily
treat) actually strengthens my immune system so I
Repel fleas instead of attract them.
Now go figure will ya, all those years I tried to tell Dave
to get me a high quality food and he wouldn't do it, but
finally he wised up and for sure it was one of the best choices
he ever made.
Now listen up, if you are a feline friend, do that precious
kitty of yours a big time favor and check out this food and
Daily Supplement.
Select the links below to find out more!
Your feline friend,
Alfred
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Tippy & Alfred Recommend:
Life's Abundance Premium Dog Food and Premium Cat Food
Life’s Abundance All Natural Premium Health Food for
dogs & cats contains only fresh, natural, wholesome ingredients.
It provides 100% Complete Nutrition in
accordance with AAFCO feeding protocols.
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