Peppy Pets
July 31, 2009
What did the dolphin say when his trainer yelled at
him for ruining the show?
See Below for Answer
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From Readers Digest: some Real Hot Dogs
"OUR DOG had ten puppies, and we were trying to find
good homes for them. After several unsuccessful attempts,
we came up with an idea. All the pups were put in
a little red wagon with a sign reading, "Hot Dogs,
25 cents Each."
Kids, puppies and wagon joined a town parade. Our
last-minute "entry" won first-place prize in the parade,
and all ten puppies were sold."
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Weird Amphibian Science
A scientist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs
can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory,
set it down, and commanded, "Jump, frog, jump!"
The frog jumped across the room.
The scientist measured the distance, then noted in his
journal, "Frog with four legs - jumped eight feet."
Then he cut the frog's front legs off. Again he ordered,
"Jump, frog, jump!"
The frog struggled a moment, then jumped a few feet.
After measuring the distance, the scientist noted in his
journal, "Frog with two legs - jumped three feet."
Next, the scientist cut off the frog's back legs. Once
more, he shouted, "Jump, frog, jump!"
The frog just lay there.
"Jump, frog, jump!" the scientist repeated.
Nothing.
The scientist noted in his journal, "Frog with no legs -
lost its hearing."
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There is something about the outside of a horse that is
good for the inside of a man.
~ Winston Churchill ~
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Does Your Pet Have Bad Breath?
By: Tippy & Alfred
Pet bad breath can keep you from being close to the animals
you love. But doggie breath can also be a symptom of a more
serious problem. It is estimated that 80 percent of dogs and
70 percent of cats over the age of three suffer from
periodontal disease — a serious deterioration of the gums
and supporting bones of the teeth.
Left unchecked, the resulting bacteria can enter the bloodstream,
causing infection or damage to vital organs such as the
kidneys, lungs, heart or liver. That’s why this pet disease has
been the called the "Silent Killer of Pets."
Proper pet oral health may extend the life of your pet by
two to five years.
Find out how to eliminate Pet Bad Breath Here
Select the Pet Logo on that page for more info
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What do you call a dog who goes to live in the Big Apple?
"A New Yorkie"
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What did the dolphin say when his trainer yelled at
him for ruining the show?
"You did that on Purpoise"
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Send us a story about your pet, be sure to include your name
and your pet's name
Send Your Story in Here
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Tippy & Alfred would like your help
Will you please go to your address book right now,
select 3 of your friends who love pets, send them a brief
email and ask them to visit our pet site. We have one of
the best pet sites on the internet and want to share it with
as many pet owners as we can.
Here's the link to include in your email
http://www.petcaretips.net
Also, you can forward them a copy of this newsletter
so they can see if they like it.
Thank You,
Tippy & Alfred
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