The Peppy Pets Daily
October 06, 2004
What do snakes have on their bath towels?
(See answer below)
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Animal Posters & T Shirts
Tippy & Alfred have a very large selection of really fun
and colorful Animal Posters and T Shirts for you to use
as gifts or as Special Treats for yourself and family.
These Bright and Colorful Posters and T Shirts
will help Brighten up your day and your home.
They also make wonderful gifts for birthdays, anniversarys,
or just saying thank you to a friend.
Besides animal themes, we also have just about every
imaginable poster and T Shirt you could think of from
comic, movies, actors and actresses, moticational,
school, sports, nature and landscapes.
Pet &
Animal Posters & T Shirts Online Here
Dog Breed Specific Gifts:
We just added a New Section to our Pet Gift Shop.
Calendars, Planners, Greeting Cards, Notepads, Figurines,
Doormats, Towels, Caps, Books, Stickers, Garden Flags
and much more...all with individual dog breeds, plus some
cat breed calendars.
Dog Breed Gifts
Online Here
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Giddy Up N Go
One day a man needed to get somewhere really really fast, so
he stopped by a church to find a horse to get there faster. He
saw the priest of the church and asked him, "Excuse me!
Priest! Priest! Do you have a horse i can borrow?"
and the priest replyed, "Yes I do, follow me."
So the priest lead the man to the church's stable and the
man picked out a horse to use. As he was trying to leave, he
said to the horse, "Giddyup! Giddyup! Gogogogogogogo!"
but the horse just stood there.
Then the priest said, "Oh ya, I almost forgot to tell you, this
horse is Christian. In order to make it go, you have to say,
thank you Lord!
To make it stop, you must say, Amen. Got that?"
So the man said thanks to the priest and went off saying,
"Thank you lord! Thank you lord! Thank you lord!"
Now as he was riding, he got lost in a forest. But nonetheless
he kept riding forth dodgeing the trees.
The forest was pretty thick so he couldn't see very far ahead
of him. But as soon as he found his way out of the forest,
he found he was about only 5 yards away from falling
off a cliff.
So he cried," AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!" and the horse stopped.
Then wiping of his sweat with his sleeve, he looked up to the
sky and said, "Thank you Lord!"
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Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It
Doesn't Matter.
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The fumes from moth balls destroy a cat's liver cells. Use
cedar in your closet instead.
Redecorating your home? Let your cat explore after the
decorating is done. Paints, wallpaper pastes and paint thinners
can be toxic to cats. Play it safe!
There are a few things you can do to stop problem behaviour.
Try a water pistol. The cat will become afraid of the pistol but
not you, which is what you want. Another good trick is to shake
a can filled with coins, marbles or anything else that will make noise.
For more great and fun cat info and kitty scratchings, visit
our Cat Care Site
Cat Care Site Online
Here
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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog
What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?
A plain clothes police dog
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Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see a bird
that has the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not
unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds
and horses.
Dale Carnegie
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What do snakes have on their bath towels?
Hiss and Hers!
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