Pig Humor
By: Huey & Dewey (Our 2 Pet Guinea Pigs)



Baby Pig

A man was driving down the road in the country. He looked over
and saw a baby pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the
pig. He was driving around town with the pig in the car and a cop
sees him and pulls him over.

Cop asks "Hey, What are you doing with that pig in the car?"

The driver says "Well, I just found the pig beside the road in
the field."

The cop says "I want you to take that pig to the zoo!"

The driver agrees he will take the pig to the zoo.

The next day the cop sees the guy driving around again and pulls
him over. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO
TAKE THAT PIG TO THE ZOO!!"

The man replies, "Well I did take the pig to the zoo. We had such
a good time we are going to the ball game now."


Apple Eater

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,
and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most
extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby
apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree
directly. The farmer would move the pig from one apple to another
until the pig was satisfied, then he would start again with
another pig.

The city man watched this activity for some time with great
astonishment. Finally, he could not resist saying to the farmer,
"This is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I can
imagine. Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply
shook the apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the
ground!"

The farmer looked puzzled for a bit and then replied, "What's
time to a pig?"


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