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I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
- Jim Morrison Singer. Member of the
American band The Doors and one of rock music's mythic
figures. 1943-1971

I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking
panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the

- Nicolas Cage

"You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's
right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question,
ready? "Uh huh." Dinosaurs. You know the world's 12 thousand
years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time,
you'd think it would have been mentioned in the ********
Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked
to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant
brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the
disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big ******* lizard,
Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from
the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his

- Bill Hicks (American Comedian, b.1961)

You've got to get out and pray to the sky to appreciate the
sunshine; otherwise you're just a lizard standing there with
the sun shining on you.

- Ken Kesey

"Precisely the least, the softest, lightest, a lizard's
rustling, a breath, a flash, a moment - a little makes the
way of the best happiness."

- Friedrich Nietzsche (German classical Scholar, Philosopher
and Critic of culture, 1844-1900.)

Fear may very well be a caveman fear of the predator, of the
giant lizard chasing them - maybe that's what Steven
Spielberg connects with so well in Lost World.

- Oliver Stone

"Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and
owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-
broth boil and bubble"

- William Shakespeare quotes (English Dramatist, Playwright
and Poet, 1564-1616)

"These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping
things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse,
and the tortoise after his kind, / And the ferret, and the
chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole."

- Bible quotes

"I never take any notice of reviews-unless a critic has
thought up some new way of describing me. That old one about
my lizard eyes and anteater nose and the way I sleep my way
through pictures is so hackneyed now."

- Robert Mitchum

"At noon in the desert a panting lizard waited for history,
its elbows tense, watching the curve of a particular road as
if something might happen."

- William Stafford

"Ah, he ate all my mints...." the Geico Gecko Lizard

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