The Peppy Pets Daily
February 10, 2003
Cat One Liners......
What do cats like on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What do you call a cat that lives in the desert?
Sandy Claws.
What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?
A sourpuss.
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
What magazine do cats like to read?
Good Mousekeeping.
What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
It's raining cats and dogs.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A sour-puss.
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happymew year!"
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Hope you had a laugh...they had Tippy rolling on the floor....
Alfred just smirked and said, "he'd get even even with
the dog someday."
Please feel free to send us any of your favorite pet jokes
mailto:editor@peppypetsdaily.com?Subject=PetJokes
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Today's Pet Care Tip
By: Jane Bicks D.V.M..
Do You ....Really Know.....What's in Pet Food These Days?
We invite you to listen to a short, 12 minute online
presentation by one of America's foremost experts in
pet nutrition, Dr. Jane Bicks.
The maximum life span of our dogs and cats is estimated
to be 25 to 30 years!
Sadly, the average pet only lives to approximately 13 to 14.
Find out if your pet food is actually causing disease and
illness and possibly shortening the lifespan of your
precious pet. None of us want that for our friends
who give us so much joy and satisfaction.
You would never forgive yourself, if for some reason your
pet got sick and passed on because of something in their food,
......if it could have easily been avoided.
Please do them a big favor & Take 12 short minutes to
listen to this tape.
About Pet Food Here
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Cat's can lose their appetite with too much noise, too many
people around, or other pets in the environment.
Many cats are thought to be finicky eaters, or suffering from
intestinal distress because of vomiting after eating, when in
fact they are only reacting to their feeding location.
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