The Peppy Pets Daily
February 05, 2004
What is a dog's favorite sport?
(see answer below)
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Dog Joke of the Day
The Americans and Russians
The Americans and Russians at the height of the
arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner
they were going to blow up the whole world.
One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute
with one dog fight. They would have five years to
breed the best fighting dog in the world and which ever side's
dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side
would have to lay down its arms.
The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman
and Rottweiler females in the world and bred them with the
biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest
and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave
him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after
five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world
had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches
thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up
with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone
felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there
was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with
the Russian dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's
cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. The Russian
dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American
dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's
neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Russian
dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in
disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We
had our best people working for five years with the meanest
Doberman and Rottweiler females in the world and the biggest
meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic
surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a
Dachshund.
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Another Russian joke.
Two fleas just got out of the bar. Hey that dog had way too much
drinks, other replied, so what it s always free any way!
sent in by: Nadia Tadei
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Ethoxyquin As A Preservative in Dog and
Cat Food
Go take a look at the ingredients you are feeding your canine
or feline friend.
If you see the word: ethoxyquin as a preservative.....you really
need to read the information on the below page.
Ethoxyquin as a Preservative in Dog and Cat Food
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What is a dog's favorite sport?
Formula 1 drooling!
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