The Peppy Pets Daily
February 23, 2004
Why did the turtle cross the road?
(see answer below)
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Animal Joke of The Day
A Dog, A Leopard, and A Monkey
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his
faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts
chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that
he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading
rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
The dog thinks, "Boyo, I'm in deep doo-doo now." (He was an
Irish setter).... Then he noticed some bones on the ground close
by, and immediately settles down to chew on
the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly,
"Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are
any more around here?"
Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a
look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
"Whew", says the leopard. "That was close. That
dog nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene
from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good
use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.
But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great
speed, and figured that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans
and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious
at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my
back and see what's going to happen to that
conniving canine."
Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his
back, and thinks," What am I going to do now?" But instead
of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers
pretending he hasn't seen them yet.
And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says,
"Where's that monkey. I just can never trust him. I sent him
off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's
still not back!!"
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More Chicken Jokes
Q: Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
A: To invent the other side.
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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!
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