The Peppy Pets Daily
January 02, 2003
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
(see answer below)
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A Dog's New Year's Resolutions
1. I MUST no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener
or the refrigerator door.
2. Stop being fooled by barking dogs and ringing doorbells
on the television and radio.
3. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for
MYSELF how much food is TOO much.
4. Jan. 1: Defeat the sock! Must defeat the sock! ....Jan.
2 - Dec. 31: Re-live victory over sock.
5. Wait until that pile of clothes that just came out of
the dryer cools down before lying on it.
6. Re-smear nose prints on car and house windows
immediately after they have been cleaned off.
7. Don’t suddenly stand straight up when lying under the coffee
table.
8. Always drink from the bathroom bowl and use water dish
only for a splashing pool.
9. Whether indoors or outside, always head for the living
room to look for a fresh section of carpet when about to throw up.
10. Always be the first one out of the car window to grab
the bag of burgers from the McDonald’s lady.
11. Quickly determine which guest is afraid of dogs and
charge across the room, barking loudly and leap playfully
onto this person.
12. Never resist the urge to roll in stinky stuff right
after a bath.
13. I will absolutely NOT chase that stupid stick unless I see it
LEAVE HIS HAND.
14. I must try to understand that the cat is from Venus and
I am from Mars.
15. And NEXT Christmas: I must mind my tail when I'm near
the tree; I must not rip open packages under the tree, even ones
that smell interesting or that have my name on them; don't
drink water from the container that holds the tree; and, for
goodness sake, don't chew on the cord that runs from the hole
in the wall to the tree.
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Letters From Our Readers
I am a dog groomer and every year for 35 years I have made
home made, healthy dog bisquits and muffins with
unbleached flour, wheat germ, carrots, egg, and apples. The
dogs just love them and they are good for them. Then
they get a toy suited to their age and activity, a ball, a snuggy plush
to curl up with or a squeaky plush to play by themselves.
I also send each one a Christmas post card made just for dogs.
I have enjoyed my Christmas with the dogs for many years
and my customers are always so glad to see me that they don't
wait for their owners to even get to the door.
Happy New Year to all.
Sandy Mack
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Hi, thanks so much for your newsletter. I'm really enjoying it
and want to offer my additions.
We are a big canine family. Presently we have three labs
and a husky/chow mix. The labs were bred and whelped right
here. Oh do we love our babies! We have one in particular,
Flora (I call her Floradorable along with many other endearing
names), who is not quite three. She is the reincarnation of
our Little Star who died from antifreeze (that is a miracle story I
'd be glad to share if you'd like).
Anyway, Miss Floradorable loves fuzzy squeaky toys. She has a
basket full of them with all the guts ripped out and no
squeak left. I was so excited when I came across a little squeaky
ferret about a month ago. The noises it makes are hilarious
and she hasn't stopped playing with it for two days.
The other dogs look at her like Oh No Not Another One! Her
brother, Thor, will play with the toy only if he can steal it from
her.
Otherwise he could care less about toys. He is more into sticks.
Santa Paws always brings those squeaky toys and this years is precious.
Happy 2004, Patsy Frasier,
Huggy Bear, Big Bertha, Mighty Thor and Floradorable
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My name is D'Ogee. I am a toy poodle. My mommy (human one)
got me treats,a new blanket, a Harley Davidson denim jacket.
The girls will like me now, I am a real stud! I dig this Christmas
stuff.
My mommy helped me write this. Arf-arf for now. D'Ogee
PS Mommy liked your e-mail
Pat Welch
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What was the bull doing in the pasture with his
eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'
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