The Peppy Pets Daily
March 30, 2003
How Does A Dog Change A Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying
about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up to code.
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler:
Make me.
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze let me change
the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while
he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls
and furniture.
Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll
do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house,
my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys
in the dark......
Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
English Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb...
German Shepherd:
All right, everyone stop where you are! Who busted
the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
and (of course) the Cat's perspective:
Cat:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change
light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it
be before I can expect light?
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"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us
peeing in his water bowl."
~ Penny Ward Moser ~
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