The Peppy Pets Daily
May 19, 2004
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
(See answer below)
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Two Neighbors
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four
decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the
bathroom in Bill's yard.
For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.
So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in
Bill's yard.
After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping
in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in
front of Bill's house.
Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.
"My new pet elephant," Bill replies solemnly.
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Does Your Pet Have Bad Breath?
Pet bad breath can keep you from being close to the animals
you love. But doggie breath can also be a symptom of a more
serious problem. It is estimated that 80 percent of dogs and
70 percent of cats over the age of three suffer from
periodontal disease — a serious deterioration of the gums
and supporting bones of the teeth.
Left unchecked, the resulting bacteria can enter the bloodstream,
causing infection or damage to vital organs such as the
kidneys, lungs, heart or liver. That’s why this pet disease has
been the called the "Silent Killer of Pets."
Proper pet oral health may extend the life of your pet by
two to five years.
Here's the solution:
http://oxyfreshww.com/dcole/
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A lady took her Poodle to the parlor for a haircut. When she
asked what it would cost, the girl behind the counter told her
"$60."
The lady was outraged: "I only pay 50 bucks for my own haircut!"
"But you don’t bite, do you?" the girl replied
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Dog & Cat Noses
A cat's nose has 17 million nerve cells, which he uses to
trace all smells/aromas in his environment. Even the food
they eat is chosen by the smell. A cat who has a cold,
doesn't eat because he isn't hungry, but because he can't
smell the food. Comparison: a dog's nose has 147 million
nerve cells; we have 'only' 5 million nerve cells in our
nose.
For more great information on all aspects of cat and kitten care,
please visit
http://petcaretips.net/cat_care.html
For info on dog care, go here:
http://petcaretips.net/dog_care.html
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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies!
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