The Peppy Pets Daily
February 17, 2003
"I give up. What did you do with the damn ship?"
A magician on a cruise liner had a parrot, who'd seen all the
magician's tricks a jillion times, long ago having figured out
how the magician made everything in the act disappear.
The parrot got bored, his owner growing stale and not
developing any new tricks that the parrot could figure out.
One night in the middle of the magician's performance, the
ship hit an iceberg and sank.
Everyone drowned except the magician and the parrot.
The magician managed to swim to a piece of wreckage
and climb aboard, immediately collapsing from exhaustion.
Soon afterward, the parrot flew to the magician
and perched on the edge of the makeshift raft and stared at the
magician.
And stared.
And stared.
For a whole day the magician was unconscious, and all
this time the parrot didn't take his eyes off him. Eventually
the magician started to stir.
Looking up, he saw the parrot, still eyeing him intently, not
even blinking.
Another hour goes by, and finally the parrot squawks,
"Awright, I give up. What did you do with the damn ship?"
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Did you get hit with the big snow yesterday?
We got around 27 inches so far here in southwestern
Pennsylvania.
Tippy & Alfred went out this morning and made it about
two feet before the snow stopped them. They'll be
spending the day inside in front of the fire, while Dave
is outside digging us out.
Good day for all of us to spend some time playing with
our precious furry ones, and brushing their coats.
Keep warm
Your friends,
Tippy & Alfred
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Today's Pet Care Tip
By: Jane Bick's D.V.M.
Skin & Coat Problems in Dogs and Cats
If your dog or cat suffers from:
Irritated Skin
Excessive Itching
Scratching & Biting
Flaky Skin
Dry or Oily Coat
Excessive shedding
Odorous skin
Dull or brittle coat
Allergies
Then I recommend my Skin & Coat Formula
for Dogs & Cats.
The Skin & Coat Formula has been clinically tested
in over 40 veterinary Clinics and proven effective based
on six years and thousands of satisfied users.
The delicious roast beef and liver flavored chewable
tablets have a taste that dogs and cats love to eat.
find out more about skin and coat problems in dogs & cats:
Skin Problems...What's
Normal & What's Not
Skin, Coat & Allergy
Problems
What You Can Do
About Skin/Coat Problems For Your Dog
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"Our motto, though, is this: God gave man dominion over
the animals, and He gave the animals dominion over man's
heart.
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