The Peppy Pets Daily
January 29, 2004
What kind of dog chases anything red?
(see answer below)
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Dog Joke of the Day
The Amazing Talking Dog
In D.C., a guy sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog
is in the back- yard. The guy goes into the backyard and
sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Sure do."
"So, what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my
gift of speech pretty young and I wanted to help the
government, so I told the CIA, and in no time they
had me jetting from country to country, sitting
in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
their most valuable spies eight years running."
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle
down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals."
"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the
owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
"This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you
selling him so cheaply?"
"'Cause he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff!"
Sent in by: Jazzy
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Welcome To Judy's Zoo
Although I love animals of all kinds. Never planned on more
than a kitty. Add two children to you life and poof its a zoo.
First came Misty. On her way to the Humane Society.
Hid in my towel closet for most of the first 3 months.
(My choice to keep her, poor kitty)
Then came Sqeaker and Dusky. Found in a porch with
out a litter box, no mom cat in sight, a bowl of dog food and
a little bit of water.(These two thanks to eldest child.) They
were so small I finger/bottle fed them for 2 weeks.
Add to those Yankee and Tia...I said yes to a kitten for the
youngest child came home with 2.
Mocha is a purebred Rottie...yah I know.... I am certifiable.
She is now 6 months. (Eldest childs friends Rottie had puppies,
13 of them, I got her for a measly 200$ rather than the 600$
they were charging) Insisted on having the cats/kittens as playmates.
Hence the arrival of Sullivan. A sheppard/husky who is 7 months
old. He is a shelter rescue. (Ok this one was my choice)
The fish are fine, they are the only quiet ones, I get to clean
the bowl. Someone said that rank fish water is good for
composte, oh yeah! (One a gift, go figure, the other thanks
to eldest) Taz, the hamster is tucked away in my daughters
closet in her room.
Otherwise Tia and her brother Yankee would love to "make
friends". At least I don't have to clean the hamster cage, ok not
very often. (Daughter again) Would I give up any of them??
Not a chance but I do have 2 children free to a good home.
Just thought I would send this cuz I am up to my eyeballs in
housework and this seemed much more entertaining.
Sent in by Judy
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What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog!
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