The Peppy Pets Daily
September 01, 2004
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(See answer below)
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Signs that your cat is hanging around with
the wrong crowd:
* One day, without your permission, he gets his ears pierced.
* Your credit card is overcharged, mainly for "9-Lives",
* You find attached to the refrigerator a note that reads:
"Leave a steak on the front porch at midnight, or you'll
never see Spot again".
* Too many times a week your cat comes home after one in the
morning, totally plastered and with a strong odor of catnip
about him.
* Several hundred dollars' worth of phone calls appear on your
phone bill to "1-900-PUSSYCAT-MEOW"
* You find out that the lifetime's supply of cat food wasn't a
prize from "Kitten's Life" magazine, but that your cat
has
been selling anti-flea drugs in the neighborhood
* After failing to get your attention with constant meows and by
rubbing up against your leg, your cat pulls out his Magnum-44
and aims it at you, demanding "Friskies" and catnip.
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Be sure and check out our Cat Care site for more great info
on all aspects of cat care, and more cat humor
Cat Care Site Here
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All New Dog Treats
Long-lasting, durable Pork Hide Dog Bones are perfect for
enthusiastic chewers or for dogs that are prone to boredom and
stress. The delicious pork flavor will really keep your
dog's interest.
The shape of the bones fit inside the mouth for maximum
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Pork Hide Dog Bones are a digestible and Safe alternative
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Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg
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"Some days you’re the dog,
some days you’re the hydrant."
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Did You Know That?
American Quarter Horses are the fastest horse in the world,
and one of the fastest animals. They can race at speeds up to
55 mph. They can cover a quarter-mile in less than 21 seconds,
starting from a flat-footed standstill.
In American Quarter Horse racing, the clock begins as soon
as the starter pushes the button and the starting gates open.
In comparison, Thoroughbreds are given a running start.
Although they break from the gate just like American Quarter
Horses, their timer does not begin until they are several strides
from the gate.
In 1996, Evening Snow became the first horse of any breed to
break the 21-second barrier for 440 yards. He covered the
distance in :20.94.
An American Quarter Horse is traditionally a short, stocky horse
that is a specialized sprinter. They are the dragsters of the
horse racing world. American Quarter Horse races are
measured in yards.
They run all-out at distances between 220 and 870 yards.
The classic distance is 440 yards, or a quarter-mile, which is
originally where the horse drew its name.
A Thoroughbred is a tall, thin horse that specializes in running
long distances. They commonly run between six furlongs
(three-quarters of a mile) and two miles. Thoroughbreds were
originally bred in Europe.
The most famous American Quarter Horse race is the $2
million All American Futurity, run at Ruidoso Downs in
New Mexico.
The most famous Thoroughbred race is the Kentucky Derby,
held at Churchill Downs in Kentucky.
For more great information about horses check out our
new and improved Horse Care Site
Horse Care &
Fun Stuff Online Here
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
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